Damned Little Frickin’ Bottles…

Here’s the thing… I’m a big guy, not big as a house or nuttin’ but big. Big. So these stoopid little aspirins that come in the stoopid little bottles…ya know – the ones dosed for kiddies and heart healthy regimens…The stoopid pill packing people… WTF? If you are gonna insist on packing the damn-ass neck […]

Protected: The Strangest Thing…

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I Will Continue On…

Sleep has never been this consistently elusive for me – ever. Sure, often my brain is buzzing when it hits the pillow, but I simply get back up and do something (draw, clean, beat off) and tire myself. This is different – and it disturbs me. Every single night, I stay up until I tired, […]

I cannot stand it!

So, here’s the thing… I’m standing in the canned goods aislestaring into my oh so sensible coupon folder,rummaging for that scrapthat will save me 25 cents. And I want to cry. I cannot stand it. How can someone so talented,someone so full of love,someone so blessed in life,be so fucking miserable. I cannot stand it. […]

The Refrigerator Incident of ’05

The world’s most selfish/oblivious partner – part 1Okay, so here’s the thing…We are both in the kitchen fixing our own respective dinners. Salad for me. I am in the refrigerator getting produce from the produce drawer, a very sensible place to keep produce, I might add. BAMM BAMM BAMM He’s pounding the storage drawer of […]