flu fashion friday

Drum: Ouiser, you look like hammered shit.Ouiser: Don’t you talk to me like that!Drum: Oh, I’m sorry. You look like regular shit. There you have it; I can’t always be on the nines… I couldn’t even bear the idea of removing the robe before the sweater, when the chills started. I did get out to […]

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following up – a deeper thought

The worst of it has passed; the fever has broken. I am mending, although every four hours, the OTC decongestant expires and a kick-boxing ninja’s foot hits me square in the ribs… There is something of which I have been aware for most of the passing week that I am only just now comprehending… I have to […]

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ugh.

*cue aches* *cue chills* *cue tremors* *cue frantic trips to the toilet every fifteen minutes* Ugh. Good thing my body and I have a strong mutual understanding: I will gladly sit upon the toilet for an eight hour stretch so long as I do not ever need to bow before it. Ugh.

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