Protected: The Continuing Adventures of Nipple-Man

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Protected: Bwaaaaaahahahahaha… The Funk is Lifting!

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Whew!

One off the list already.The man holding my educated fatealready responded to my emailand reassured that anything submittedwould be reviewed for technical design meritbeyond actual subject matter. Whew. I only met him once, and a long time ago,but somehow I knew – or just hoped,that all would be jivey. Now, just two more obstacles…

Metrosexuality = Queers in Advertising

Exactly how frickin’ gay is the new Brawny guy? WTF? Really, all pouty-lipped, frosting the cake. Finger to the lips when he makes a mess, playin’ with the puppy and big ol’ packed basket in his jeans… Mrs. Parker’s birthday? Really? Try Ms. Thang’s birthday. You go gurl!

Damned Little Frickin’ Bottles…

Here’s the thing… I’m a big guy, not big as a house or nuttin’ but big. Big. So these stoopid little aspirins that come in the stoopid little bottles…ya know – the ones dosed for kiddies and heart healthy regimens…The stoopid pill packing people… WTF? If you are gonna insist on packing the damn-ass neck […]

The Story of the Fishnets

At the previous request of poetrytoweasels, here is the story of how fishnets stockings recently returned to my life. Sometime last month, my friend Todd was spearheading a multi-group weekend-long series of fund-raisers for the queer community impacted by Katrina. He did a balls-out effort to involve every gay, lesbian, leather, bear, otter, wolf, slug […]

Protected: Another from the Hole

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Brilliance!

I just finished watching “Parenthood” on one of the Encore channels. I forgot how frickin’ brilliant that movie is… I can SO relate to Steve Martin’s character right now. Except, I have ALWAYS been a roller coaster person. I only like the carousel for the pretty, pretty ponies…

Protected: A New Place?

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Random Me

A recurring event in my life flashed through my head while fixing lunch, so I thought I might fixate on it some… I have often been accused of being high-maintenance. An accusation I refute each and every time… I gots me some weird-ass traits and preferences, sure… I like deep, rich colors in my space, […]