a new take on an old gag

So, summer camp is fast approaching.

Aside from that, a new lunch buffet has opened in midtown KCMO, Fushion Buffet, featuring sushi, a hibachi grill and chinese, american and mexican dishes on the buffet. Of course, the check also comes with a fortune cookie.

Awhile ago I realized that ‘at camp’ was a much better add-on than in bed. I didn’t think to save the first ones, but I have been collecting them lately. Allow me to share:

“Linger over dinner discussion this week for needed advice at camp.”

“Your fondest dream will come true this year at camp.”

And my favorite so far:

“This year your highest priority will be your family at camp.”

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