*swoon*

I think I am in love, with a girl! And her name is Connie Carlyle. Okay, perhaps Connie is more a wig, a girdle, and a set of falsies than a girl, but still… she’s dreamy! She is vintage beyond belief and perfectly turned out at every turn.

She is a featured performer at Missie B’s. If you roll over the ‘Performers’ link, she explodes with cgi fireworks as she peaks in on the bar. (For added fun, roll over ‘About us’ and watch the dramatic change of owner Michael Burns. *heehee*)

Connie is performed by DJ, whose day job puts him behind the counter of a fine vintage clothing store. The bitch must be made of playdoh, because he can squeeze into about two thirds of the vintage dresses in the store, and we all know how skinny those twigs were in the fifties. Of course, his rib cage can cause a problem with the last four inches of zipper, but still…

And to finish off the love affair, Connie is clever and witty, with a quick tongue and a personality stronger than her martini.

Total *swoon*…

*sigh*