Tie-thulhu awakens!
And he is hungry for your soul, or at least your sartorial wit.

A word of advice in dealing with elder gods: Don’t make Tie-thulhu hold dinner for you. He is an impatient host, what with all the things he has to do, like conquering worlds and devouring souls and all…

“Oh, my elder gods! Did you see what he was wearing…?” Tie-thulhu can be a gossipy bitch.

Source reference here.
Sartorial note: Tie-thulhu’s evil is comprised of five parts of Tommy Hilfiger and two parts Brooks Brothers. LOL
*smooch*