turbans. I want to talk to you about turbans

… to be specific, wind turbans.

Yes, I said wind turbans.

I am quite certain that I just listened to a program on NPR on the way home that was discussing green energy options and a major focus was on wind turbans.

The first mention caught my mind right out of its typical driving mode and I set more of my mind to pay attention to the show. Yes, absolutely, they said “wind turbans”… Not until a caller mentioned turbines did anything or anyone conflict with the general consensus.

Of course, me…? I was mostly wondering through it all how fabulous a wind turban just might be… I mean, come on! Norma Desmond would have been even more glorious had she a wind turban whipping up a frenzy about her curled locks…

LOL