Question: if a train leaves chicago at 3pm traveling west at 60 mph and another train leaves LA at 5 pm traveling at 65 miles per hour, how many apples does johnny have left?
Answer: None. Because Johnny is a fool and doesn’t know the difference between a whore and a tramp. Susie is a tramp; she would have fucked Johnny for free, but Johnny is a dunce. Susie now has all the apples.
The bitch.
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