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Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Thursday, I bound germane to his work out equipment and filled him with everything I had. Then I sat on his business while he spurted. (-500 points). In January, I think I may have broken mark_monroe with my thing (-450 points). Last month, after getting screwed by a trucker, I found a hole in the bathroom stall wall. Something poked through so I shoved it in my mouth… Next thing I know, it’s 4 hours later and I was serving number 25 (-1500 points). Last Saturday I ripped up the town and made all the gay boys cry with satanslisunbeam (-200 points). Last Monday bigfundrew and I tag teamed his sexy man’s backside (-250 points). Last week, I was the focus of a 40 man gang bang arranged by castrowoof… I think a film was made of it! (-2500 points).

Overall, my hole has been very busy! (-5400 points). For Christmas I deserve a special kinda party with all my naughty friends!

Sincerely,
gryphons_hole

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