Although many of them were movie quotes – or our horribly inaccurate versions of them – here are the most memorable sound-bites of Hi-Bear-Nation:
“Excuse me, Stewardess… I speak jive!”
“It’s Sweet-n-Sour Peasant Stew… What for you call it Seafood Chowder?”
“What the fuck is Sweet-n-Sour Peasant Stew?”
“I don’t know, I made it up! I made it up!”
(Of course, this last part became the mantra for the weekend… “I don’t know, I made it up! I made it up!”…)
“William, please tell Gryphon he should not speak to me while I am on the pooper!”
“Ghetto Chips.”
“You mean Rap Snacks?”
“Yes. Rap Snacks. Ghetto Chips, Rap Snacks. Whatever!”
“What – exactly – does a periwinkle hanky signify?”
“Dooby, dobby, dooby… Dibby dobby dooby. Good morning, Starshine…”
“Did that have air-quotes around it? That definitely sounded like it had air-quotes around it…”
“Seriously, what were you thinking?”
“What? Why would you do that?”
“Hey, Scott? What kind of binder do you think they used to make those Scottish eggs stick together? That one just really didn’t want to let go of my asshole. No, really, it was a real clinger…”
“Are you okay in there? That sounded painful…”
“I don’t think they wanted us all to order drinks anyways, they only gave us one coaster…”
“Did you see that guy? Holy crap! Eat up! Dammit, eat up! Don’t order dessert! Don’t order dessert!!! Let’s go! Let’s go!“
“OMG! When did they put a severed penis on your plate?”
“Wow! Look! The producers of Rap Snacks also make Rock Snacks… Do you think they have Kidd Rock Crackers…?”
“Kidd Rock Crackers? Rock Snacks? Really? Shouldn’t they just be called Cracker Snackers?”
*ROFLMBGLWOA!*
“Sometimes homonym humor just doesn’t work aurally.”
“No high-fructose corn syrup? Really, you just downed three donuts… have some more sugar!”
“Don’t you remember me?”
“Dude, seriously, we were nekkid… I have never seen you with clothes on before..”
That should do it for know… Really, any curiosity for specifics, just ask.
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