So Todd and I did the ever whole day spent running errands and shopping discount stores thing. Always a good time, doesn’t matter how mundane the task when the company is quality.
Got a good stack of black and white dish/bar towels for the studio. I now have managed to land a great selection of patterns and colors, all at discount prices!
So the last major stop – or maybe second to last was a Stein Mart store up in the Northland. I found a set of five Egyptian cotton towels for a very reasonable price. There I stand at the checkout, Todd waiting by the door for my transaction to complete. Something catches his eye and he reaches for some object in the display right inside the doors.
Sure as shit, it was an electric fly swatter. Holy freakin’ hell! Only ten bucks. These things are so frickin’ kick-ass. I used to partake in their shear electric joy many times in Phoenix but never landed one of my own because of that whole adult shop mark-up thing. Ten freakin’ bucks, no doubt! OH OH OH! And it glows in the dark! (Shut up! It does too!) A brand new sex toy, electric toy at that, for only ten bucks! At Stein Mart!
I love perversion conversion!
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