Okay…
This one I think grew out of the bubbas at Blue Collar TV…
but with less fart humor – maybe…
“I TRULY believe…”
I TRULY believe that I am capable of being whatever I choose.
I TRULY believe that I have the power to impact and change the world around me.
I TRULY believe that everyone else of this green earth has the SAME EXACT potential
as soon as they choose to do so…
I TRULY believe that I have walked this rock before, a long time ago.
I TRULY believe that the divine is within, not without.
I TRULY believe that my dick is attached to EVERY set of nipples
in a ten foot radius.
I TRULY believe that the righteous never say that they are…
I TRULY believe that “brutal honesty” comes from people that just don’t know how to be nice.
*EDIT* (I sometimes forget how to be nice…)
I TRULY believe it is easier to be happy than miserable.
I TRULY believe a smile is infectious.
I TRULY believe that, if I learn the trick, I can halt the laws of physics.
I TRULY believe that I can speed up time simply by thinking happy thoughts.
I TRULY believe that good fart humor is funny.
I TRULY believe there is no such thing as bad fart humor.
I TRULY believe I can – if the moment is right – read thoughts and feelings.
I TRULY believe that the urge to fly was meant to drive us further into our minds,
not outer space.
I TRULY believe Satan only exists because so many people give power to him through fear.
I TRULY believe that true power is all and that anyone driven to corporate power
has no frickin’ clue about true power.
I TRULY believe I have enough ultimate love within me for each and every person
that comes into my life and proves himself worthy.
I TRULY believe I have wasted precious time on people who are not worthy.
I TRULY believe a fart is as healing as a laugh.
I TRULY believe love lets you take a dump with someone else in the bathroom.
I TRULY believe that sex was never meant to kill.
I TRULY believe that sex is a regular, HEALTHY part of spirituality.
Without embracing our sex, we fall to corruption.
I TRULY believe modern day churches have fallen to corruption
because they hide the truth and beauty of sexuality.
I TRULY believe no one can do true harm unto me without my permission to do so.
I TRULY believe insanity is a contrived means to write of those that think outside of the box.
I TRULY believe that time is arbitrarily assigned by man.
I TRULY believe that the theory of relativity – as explained to me in school –
is a little weak and still missing something…
I TRULY believe that William Shakespeare is an incredible genius that could see through to all-time.
I TRULY believe that I am 98% unbreakable.
I TRULY believe that chemo did not find the breakable 2%.
I TRULY believe that any man that didn’t enjoy getting fucked is either too uptight
or needs to find a better partner…
I TRULY believe that sexual fetishes arise out of childhood memories – some harmless – some not.
I TRULY believe that typically people fear BD/SM because they might like it.
I TRULY believe that there are NO intimidating people in life.
I TRULY believe that there are many – MANY – intimidated people in life.
I TRULY believe that proper grammar is worthwhile.
I TRULY believe that “blog” should be listed in Live Journal’s spell-check.
I TRULY believe that rules should be learned and understood, then dismantled accordingly.
I TRULY believe that chemotherapy has helped me to better communicate my true-self to the world.
I TRULY believe that misery loves company.
I TRULY believe that love loves company more.
I TRULY believe that I could go on with this forever, and that some folks would even enjoy that…
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