So…
I’m fixing scramble eggs and toast for breakfast. As the toaster pops, I go to fetch a new stick of butter (not that fake crap, I gotta maintain all THIS…) And open a new box of stick butter.
I peel the strip from the end and dump out the golden delight. As I return the box to the refrigerator, I gaze down upon it as it glides into its little cubby on the door. Open the box flap reads… “This carton has been opened.”
Now…
I understand the cautionary advice of broken seals given our fast growing homicidal sub-sect, but this was printed on the inner most flap. In order to read the notification, the entire end of the carton had to be lying open.
I mean, come on!
WTF?
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